Gwiezdne Wojny, Epizod 9 - Skywalker Odrodzenie ( XDDDDDDD)

[milan 7 022]

9 minut temu, MaiorZero napisał:

Ja zarazem się zgadzam z Plinkettem i uwielbiam ten film.  

 

 

 

Piękne będą zdjęcia.

Zawsze byly

[MaiorZero 1 400]

Chyba nie w Ataku Klonów i Zemscie Sithów xd. 

 

Ale nowe filmy, zwłaszcza Rouge One i The Last Jedi, robią robotę.

[milan 7 022]

Jak uwazasz. Pogon za greviousem i planeta kashyyk byla spoko.

[Tokar 8 265]

Jeżeli za robotę uznamy rozbełtanie marki i wywołanie całkowitego zobojętnienia wobec ciągu dalszego, to robią aż miło. O tym jak TLJ było udane, świadczy to desperackie łapanie się Skywalkerów i Palpatinów w trzecim filmie.

Edytowane 13 kwietnia 2019 przez Tokar

[MaiorZero 1 400]

GWIEZDNE 

Powstanie Skywalkerów

WOJNY

Edytowane 13 kwietnia 2019 przez MaiorZero

[Mejm 15 291]

GWIEZDNE 

Powstawnie Skywalkerów

WOJNY

 

Mijaja dwa lata od nakrecenia najgorszej czesci Gwiezdnych Wojen

i wciaz pamietane sa debilizmy utkane w disneyowskiej fabryce popeliny.

Pojawa sie nowy trailer ale poza nielicznymi jednostkami, forum ma wyj.ebane.

Wydaje sie, ze dla marki nie ma juz ratunku i podzieli los konsoli microsoftu.

Dla ratowania sytuacji wskrzeszane sa trupy sprzed 40 lat wliczajac w to Palpatine,

ksiezniczke Leie oraz murzyna w Sokole, ktory moglby ze swoja tusza grac Jabbe.

Czy nowy epizod zasluzy na dedykowana recenzje Pana Plinketta? Tego nie wiadomo.

Dyskusje na forum jednak trwac beda az do permiery w grudniu w lutym...

 

 

 

 

[milan 7 022]

Kamerka bedzie po 1-2 dniach

[Shen 9 619]

Wy(pipi)ane w te gwiezdne wojny, bylem na premierze dwóch poprzednich epizodów i się więcej nie dam nabrać. Hype zerowy.

[Masorz 13 191]

Ja pójdę, bo wierzę że Jar Jar Abrams uratuje to uniwersum! 

[Arm9_Team 22]

Nawet dziadka ruszają, nie ma już żadnych świętości. 

[MaiorZero 1 400]

Ciekawe czy skończy się imprezą z jakimiś kosmitami i paleniem ciała.

[Pajda 2 282]

Z gownianego uniwersum ciężko zrobić dobry film. 

[Kalel 3 634]

6 godzin temu, Pupcio napisał:

Kylo to jedyne co wyszło tym zyebanym filmom  ehh 1-3 ale to było 

 

W głównej obsadzie mamy super kobietę jedi, czarnego szturmowca comic relif, i meksykańskiego pilota ryzykanta i zawadjake. A pomimo tej różnorodności, najlepszym bohaterem jest biały płaczliwy despota z problemami ojcowskimi i wybuchami furii wzbudzającymi śmiech.

 

[Zarathustra 616]

Te wycieki sprzed kilku miechów nawet pokrywają się z tym, co można zaobserwować na trailerze i plakacie, więc ten tego...

Spoiler

 

>One year after THE LAST JEDI.

>Rey repaired Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber and Kylo Ren repaired his helmet.

>Kylo Ren has united private armies and militas under The First Order to strengthen his faction against any opposition to his rule.

>Kylo demoted Hux, who has been secretly leaking intel about the First Order's activities to the Resistance in hopes that they kill Kylo, allowing him to reclaim command.

>The Knights of Ren return from an expedition to "The Beyond" with warnings of a great evil, which makes Kylo vulnerable and sends him on "a quest", and also informs his interactions with Rey throughout the movie.

>The Knights of Ren wield "medieval-looking weapons" and some of them can use the Force.

>There's a new faction of red Stormtroopers that apparently serve the Knights of Ren.

>Kylo either seeks out or is summoned by a new character/creature that is being referred as "The Oracle", that supposedly lives on the swamp planet as a parasite feeding off a slumbering giant purple elf baby thing.

>The plot revolves around the race to find a MacGuffin described as "controversial, but delightful". It changes over the course of the movie, starting as one thing, which leads to something else, which ends up revealing the big secret of the movie. It is supposed to be something related to C-3PO's old memory that was erased in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

>C-3PO's memory is in an old Rebel blockade runner on a jungle planet. Rey, Poe, Finn, Chewbacca, C-3P0, R2-D2 and BB-8 set to retrieve it.

>The heroes find the blockade runner with help from Lando Calrissian. He has a minor role, basically pointing where they need to go and later joining the battle piloting the Millennium Falcon.

>Rose also has a minor role. She is now a high-ranking Resistance officer answering directly to Leia and doesn't get in on the action.

>Dominic Monaghan is playing a Resistance leader.

>Richard E. Grant is playing the new general of the First Order, Hux's replacement.

>Once C-3PO's memory is retrieved, the heroes goes to a snow planet with a huge alien marketplace and an abandoned droid factory, which they visit.

>Apparently the memories of a warrior robot are uploaded into C-3P0, causing him to develop an aggressive personality and take the bowcaster from Chewie.

>C-3P0 reluctantly has his memory uploaded to R2-D2 while his body stores the warrior robot's memory, which leads to funny situations.

>There's a First Order attack on the droid factory, but the heroes escape with help from Keri Russell's character Zorii, a bounty hunter with no allegiance.

>It is also at the factory that they meet BB-8's sidekick D-0, who might be connected to Zorii.

>Meanwhile, in the swamp planet, there's a battle between the Resistance and the First Order. Kylo fights the Resistance fighters, but gets separated from the main battle for some reason.

>Ahch-To will appear in the movie.

>The final battle was filmed in the Cardington Sheds (previously used to film scenes on Yavin IV).

>The final battle reportedly takes place at Kylo's spaceship and has a "zero gravity" factor.

>Kylo is heavily injured during the final battle (lots of injury makeup/fake blood).

>The Knights of Ren are involved in the final battle, but apparently AGAINST Kylo.

>There are multiple Luke & Leia flashbacks.

>Harrison Ford and Hayden Christensen reportedly make appearances as Han Solo and Anakin Skywalker.

>No confirmation on whether Leia lives or dies in the end.

>The great evil, whatever it is, appears to relate to Palpatine. Early drafts for Episode VII featured an ancient scroll belonging to Palpatine that was the key to an "ancient power" as the MacGuffin; and early drafts for Episode VIII included Sith spirits tormenting Luke in Ahch-To although Siths canonically cannot become Force ghosts. A popular theory is that Palpatine found a way to preserve his spirit after Darth Vader destroyed his body and is returning from a dormant period in the Beyond to reclaim the galaxy.

>Matt Smith has a secret role in the movie. Reports indicated he was a First Order officer, but there is word he relates to the great evil and whatever Palpatine's role in the movie is.

>Jordan was used as a filming location for TWO desert planets, one which is probably Tatooine.

>The movie ends on Tatooine and the Lars homestead is involved.

>The movie supposedly concludes the "Skywalker Saga" of the Star Wars, so Kylo probably redeems himself as he is the last Skywalker.

>At one point, Kylo goes to a dark castle-looking building. A monkey-looking creature was on the set.

>Once Rey figures out the MacGuffin's secret, the heroes end up on the desert planet.

>Whatever Kylo is looking for also leads him to the desert planet, where he encounters Rey once again. They still have feelings for each other.

>Finn and Poe go on a mission together which has a "western vibe". Rey and Rose also have their own mission.

>Apparently Rey and Kylo have to reconcile and join forces against the great evil, which steers Kylo towards redemption.

>At some point, Finn and Poe cross paths with Naomie Ackie's character, Jannah, who is skilled warrior, freedom fighter and might be Finn's long-lost sister.

>The heroes celebrate being reunited at a festival of sorts before the final battle.

>Kylo's spaceship crash-lands at some point during the final battle.

>There is concept art of the Falcon in flames during the final battle.

 

 

 

 

[milan 7 022]

No brzmi to całkiem spoko na "papierze".

[XM. 10 826]

VII kupa, R1 super, VIII sraka jakich malo, HS bardzo spoko. Moze do trzech razy sztuka i wyjdzie ta glowna czesc w miare spoko... chociaz chyba jednak nie, ale nabiore sie i pojde do kina.

[milan 7 022]

Zgadzam sie przy czym vii jakos mnie nawet uradowala. Czlowiek duzo czekał na nowe SW i byl rozmach, starzy bohaterowie, zniszczenie nowej bronin

 

Tylko wtedy sie okazalo ze yebana wygrana i sukces to bylo wielkie nic. Nic nie znaczace zwycięstwo. I wszystko poszlo sie yebac.

[Czezare 1 450]

Ciekawe czy w następnej części wystąpi ta Chinka z poprzedniej odsłony. Wiadomo, wszyscy fani uniwersum bardzo ją pokochali i już nie mogą się doczekać opowiedzenia jej dalszych losów...

[Gość _Be_]

Wszystkim hejtujacym nowe SW przypominam

 

 

Aj kiedyś to byli, żyliśmy w jeziorze nikt nie narzekał

[Kalel 3 634]

No trylogia prequeli zestarzała się jak wino, a trylogia sequeli już (pipi)ie jak stare mleko.

[szejdj 2 804]

o nieee tylko nie znowu ta dyskusja

[milan 7 022]

SW to filmy które moga z czasem się tylko bardziej podobać, więc jak ktoś poszedł  w drugą stronę to znaczy że taka moda

[Mejm 15 291]

Ale w ostatniej (ta, jasne) czesci to juz musza dac kogos z LGBT+. No musza. Niech bedzie nowoczesnie i progrsywnie, nie to co kiedys sami biali ku.rwa a murzyni w roli zdrajcow.

[Pupcio 18 316]

prequele   

 

pewnie już było, polecam również reszte filmików w którym gość niszczy tego śmiecia the last jedi

[szejdj 2 804]

o nieee tylko nie znowu te glupie filmiki